1.2. Dingus Joins, Frustrates The Gang


The Emperor summoned them the next day, seemingly pleased with the fact that they’d killed Prince Kyler Hallwinter. He was impressed by their abilities, and told them he had a job to offer them, for which they would be handsomely rewarded.

Baron Von Spiderman suggested they kill the Emperor, but Droog talked him out of it. They were then joined in the throne room by a bizarre little man who seemed to have mechanical pieces built into his flesh, including a third mechanical arm that reached out of his back. He loudly introduced himself as Dingus Bobingus, a being that had lived his entire life being tortured and experimented on, and who therefore had few social graces and a tendency to attack things.

Worg. Dead.
The Emperor said that orcs had been spotted around Lake Tumba, up in the mountain. Lake Tumba is the principal supply of water for the whole city, and if it fell into orc hands it could be disastrous. He tasked them with dealing with the orc problem. He also instructed them to drain the lake, though didn’t explain why.

The three set off on a wagon to travel up the mountain. They were ambushed by goblins, killed some of them, and chased them to their foul goblin cave, where they also kill a worg or two. They charged into the cave and hid in a corner. From outside they could hear another group of goblins coming back, and from the cave’s main chamber they could hear strange electronic music.

In their short time together, Dingus Bobingus drove Baron and Droog to the point of madness with his obnoxious voice, but they did come to appreciate his bloodthirsty nature.

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