Intrigued by the performance, Emperor Aelwyn had the prisoners
brought to him in his throne room.
“I’m sending you into the forest,” he said. “Someone’s gone
missing – go and find Darian Small, and when you find him blow this whistle.”
They responded with something like “fuck you” and got clubbed
over the head, then woke up in the forest. They ventured forth and stumbled into
an owlbear which charged them. None other than Darian Small appeared from the
woods with a yodel and helped them kill it. Small explained the scenario: they
were all nothing but prey in a Most Dangerous Game-type deal for the
prince to hunt. Just then Prince Kyler Hallwinter’s hunting horn echoed through
the forest.
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| Giant eagle, definitely too powerful for level 2 characters. |
Fuck this, the party decided, and Droog turned into a giant
eagle. Baron climbed on top and they attempted to fly away, only to discover
that no matter how far they flew, they kept passing the same scenery. The
forest seemed to repeat itself…
Seeing that fucking off was not going to work, they landed
and found a clifftop vantage point. From here, they killed the Prince’s guards
with rocks, then charged down and murdered Prince Kyler. The evil magician merely
chuckled as they killed the prince, then tossed them a golden ring. They decided
to go back to the castle to rest.
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